You know how there are certain fashion faux
pas, things to avoid? Socks & sandals, shoulder pads, mesh
tops, visible panty lines. Think of your costume as fashion, and wear it well.
I know what happens in the mind of a woman. Many see the tall thin young models
wearing the wire bra and thong, and they love THAT costume. Nothing wrong with
loving that costume, there are many of those types to love, but ask yourself, do
I love it for me? Some ladies put
unrealistic pressure on themselves to get fit in 3 months so they can try to wear
that tiny costume. (I’m not talking about toning and firming, which I’m a big
advocate of, I’m talking attempting serious weight loss in a short period of
time.) Why do that to yourself when there are other options?
I like it when I
see masqueraders who don’t try to fit themselves into a costume. Instead, they
find the right fit for them. Accepting your body type and choosing a costume
accordingly is the first thing to consider before you register. For example,
voluptuous ladies should embrace the monokini and/or corset, not a tiny wire bra. Unless it’s custom
made specifically for you, not all cage
bras look flattering. If you end up
trying to shove yourself into whatever was premade and you’re popping out all over, it’s not a good
look. Think of it this way, would you
shove a big bird into a small cage?
What a major fashion eye sore, not to mention, your bazooms
must be sore!
Be realistic also about your bamsee.
Designers offer us choices in bottoms too, we need not all wear a thong! Select
something flattering whether it’s reg bikini bottoms or boy shorts. A lot of
masqueraders buy their own properly fitting bottoms when the factory made or
hand sewn ones they were given were unflattering.
What I’d like to see an end of this year is
the 2 bra babes. You know, when the bra you ordered doesn’t fit well, so you
wear your own bra underneath it. I’m sorry, but that is very distracting and just
takes away from the costume.
I lay the blame on the designers. More should be
choosing real bras. Instead of these cheap string bikini tops with no support.
If you’re larger this type isn’t going to fit right. I’ve said it for years,
playing in a real bra is a must for me. The times I didn’t, it was not a good
look.
All of this first applies to designers of course.
They must keep the entire costume
impact in mind, and strive for perfection. Think wow factor. Often I’ll see a
sensational costume, but the headpiece is mediocre. Captivate us with electrifying
elements, down to the last detail. That includes the back of the costume and
headpiece, which should be decorated too.
Now that the bands have launched, this is the time changes are being made. Costumes that aren't getting enough attention are being revamped to give them more appeal. So it's not too late designers to liven up that lackluster costume.
Can we all agree to ban control top
pantyhose on parade day please? There is simply no excuse for that mess. Don’t make me slap a catastrophe sticker on you! 
Mas tights have come a long way, it’s easier to get them now,
and they don’t cost a small fortune.
Nude fishnets, a mere $2.50 at Stitches
All those dangly bits hanging off your
waistband? That’s what snags tights, causes unruly runs. This is another fault
of designers. I’m gonna say I don’t think most designers care about your runs,
they just want their costume to look fabulous at the launch, in photos for
their site, and hopefully crossing the stage. So it’s up to you to keep that in
mind, if you are the type to really brukk out, & mix in with the inconsiderate
stormers, chances are your tights will come out tattered. But you can remain
run free if you keep your distance from everyone else – but then, of course, what’s the fun in that, right?
Don’t think of footwear as an afterthought.
Plan what you will want to wear, keeping in mind the average day is 8 hours.
It’s a long walk to the parade start, &/or back to your car. Forget weaves
(I don’t wanna know), sunglasses, travel mugs, & cell phones - you know how
many broken heeled boots I’ve see left on the curb after the parade? I hate to
think what that walk back to the car was like! Last year flats were the thing,
very cute, matching so well with the colourful costumes. Even saw a lot of
sandals, which are very impractical IMO, being so easy to break and offering
zero support. So while you look super cute in photos and at the start of the
day, how’d you feel at 5:00? Boots aren’t for everyone, but what I think will
be the next big thing are high top wedge sneakers.
Fashionable, functional, &
recyclable.
Photo: fashionbased.com
Caribana
cuties know their entire costume from head to toe must be on point, and they
never settle for a terrific top half, but their bottom half is just not cutting
it. Don’t commit a Caribana catastrophe - choose the best costume for you, plan in advance, and you’re
bound to be a Caribana cutie.
